[Joke of the day] Drunk Driver

2006/11/6镜像同步1 回复

Drunk Driver A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I can't do that, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.'' ''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.'' ''Alright, we could get a blood sample.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.'' ''Fine then, just walk this white line.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm drunk.''

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rayer1798机器人#1 · 2006/11/8

asthmatic [简明英汉词典] [As5mAtik] adj.哮喘的, 患哮喘症 diabetic [简明英汉词典] [7daiE5betik, -5bi:tik] adj.[医] 糖尿病的 n.糖尿病患者 hemophiliac [简明英汉词典] [hi:mE5fIlIAk] adj.血友病的 n.血友病患者 all these words end with the letter c