返回信息流Faithful wife...
Harry Schwartz is lying in a hospital bed. His wife, Selma, is by his side:
"Selma, you've always been by my side."
"When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side."
"When I had my first heart attack at 45, you were by my side."
"When I had my second heart attack at 55, you were by my side."
"When I had my prostate removed at 65, there you were, at my side."
"Now, when I break my hip at 75, you are again by my side, my faithful wife."
"You know, Selma, you're a god damn jinx!"
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