返回信息流Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving
" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's
best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the
world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and
Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
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