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很多人可能光看下面的不知道为啥会这样说～主题在这儿 "You know your losing when..." Its painfully truthful and I’m sure everyone here can relate to most of what these players are saying. Do you have any to add? “当你.....的时候，你知道你要输了” 这是一个非常痛苦的事实每个人都碰过输的时候～你肯定也有！来讲讲你输之前是怎么吹死挣扎的！！！！今天逛CloseCombat series 发现斑竹收集了一些玩家留言～只有CC党人能看的明白的幽默～搏大家一笑 "You are desperately trying to kill the enemy with smoke rounds." morca 你在绝望的情况下企图用烟雾弹做掉敌人－morca "You are assaulting that enemy held victory location with your mortar squad." AA_Badger 你用迫击炮班去冲击敌人守卫的胜利点... "When all you have left to fight are tank crews hiding behind burning wreckage." [2ndRB]Cpt.Maddox 这时候你所有剩下的部队就是躲在燃烧着的坦克后面的车组。。。。 "You click the mouse over the stack of your dead soldier bodies looking for alives... and finally you press Ctrl+k just to be sure...." nikitz72 你用鼠标在死人堆里点来点去就希望看看是不是还有活着的士兵～最后你还是决定用ctrl + k 确认清楚。。。（ctrl + k 可以移去战场上的尸体） "Your opponent sends you a chat message asking if you have anybody left alive......" AA_Danbo 你的对手玩家给你发了个信息问：哥们儿你那还有人活着吗？ "You send your pistol armed tank crew to attack a panther." samo_me 你派你那些个从坦克里跑出来还拿着手枪的家伙去打别人的黑豹。。。。 "When its your first multiplayer Game...." pudding217 你第一次跟人对战的时候。。。。。。 "When your German troops make a charge only to hear an approaching A26." Luft_Wittmann 当你指挥德军步兵班冲锋的时候，听见了A26对地攻击机的嚎叫。。。。（木哈哈哈，这个深有体会啊～好几次跟同学在城市巷战到了无法忍受的时候，我呼叫了轰炸，然后听见一阵惨叫，我同学投降了。。。原来我撂倒他整整两个步兵班） "When your last recon team is making a stand behind a beach and you realize the enemy hasn’t used up that naval barrage..." Luft_Wittmann 你就剩一个侦察班猫在滩头了～这时候你突然想起来敌人还有一次舰炮没呼叫。。。。 "Your opponent asks where your last man is hiding...." wingen_1 你的对手问：哥们儿你最后一个人藏哪儿呢！别躲了啊！ "You hit "Truce" and your opponent says "Wait. I want to see if I can get my guys some medals." Pzt_Wruff 你点击了”Truce“，然后你的对手说：等等哈～我看看我的人能不能拿些奖章。。 "When you look at the clock every 3 seconds wondering why that last two minutes seem to be an hour, and when you press truce praying: lord make my opponent press it by mistake." Lipi789 战斗快结束了，你每隔3秒就扫一遍自己的表，觉得为啥2分钟好像1个小时一样漫长～这时候你按下了truce 然后祈祷。。。：上帝啊，让我的对手犯个错误按下truce吧～ "You have a command team chasing around routed soldiers for the slim chance he’ll come back to fight." MOOXE 你用指挥官小队满地图跑去追那些逃兵，就为了那一丁点微薄的机会让他们回来打仗。。。。

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