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第二次发，我不知道里面什么内容触发了关键字，所以要审核。现在分成两段发试一下，因为真的不知道那些地方不合适了，指天为誓里面并没有任何反~动~黄~暴~情节。请无视前几段的渣英语翻译吧，最近在啃原版的冰与火之歌，所以想试试写一点英文，直接从word里面复制过来的，懒得删了。故事不是很新奇，只是一个有点科幻元素的小甜文而已，欢迎吐槽讨论。分割线—————————————————————————— 如果身边的东西会说话，会发生什么？ What if your stuffs can talk? 而我早已习以为常。 I have used to that. 走出教学楼的时候发现又下雨了，怀里的笔记本啧啧两声，开始吐槽：“别人家姑娘出门招桃花，你出门招雨，少女你命格清奇啊。” It rained when I walked out the building, my laptop complained :”The other girls attract boys, you attract rain, good job.” “这么爱说风凉话，要不要把你扔雨里凉快凉快？”我没好气地说，但还是把电脑裹在外套里，扣上外套帽子冲进雨里。 “Would you like a cold shower to calm down?” I answered, but still hugged my laptop tighter. “那个...你可以把我举在头顶，可以挡一点点雨。”笔记本弱弱的说。 “Well…you can use me as an umbrella, a little help, maybe.” The laptop said with a weak voice. 我愣了一下：“你是不是傻，主板短路了我可以去死一死了。” “Are you an idiot? I will die if you got short-circuit.” “可是你刚刚发完烧...心疼你。”笔记本小声说：“做我女朋友吧，我喜欢你。” “But you got cold already…”the laptop said,”Be my girlfriend, I like you. ” 啥？我的笔记本电脑好像跟我表白了。 Whaat? My laptop declared itself just now. 我抱着笔记本跑到屋檐下，举起来看了看：黑色，不丑，可也不是太帅，身材不错，不重，我手指拂过外壳，磨砂表面很性感。 I hugged it ran into roof, and looked at it: black, not ugly, but not handsome neither, good figure, not heavy, I touched its shell, matte material, sexy. “好。”我痛快的答应了。 “Okay.” I answered without thinking. 晚上。 Evening. “别熬夜了，”屏幕暗下来：“文档我替你保存了，乖，睡觉去。” “Go to bed, please.” The screen became dark,”I have saved those documents, go to bed, please.” “让我再写一段...”我打着哈欠说。 “I have to finish this section…”I yawned. 前置摄像头的灯和屏幕一起亮起来：“看你额头又冒痘了，还熬？” Front camera opened, as well as the screen:“ Got acne on forehead again, still?” 我被自己丑哭了：“好吧好吧，那你十分钟以后记得把自己关掉。” I was scared by myself:“ Okay Okay, I know I am ugly, don’t forget to turn yourself off ten minutes later.” “其实你长痘也很漂亮。” “You are pretty.” 我转身的时候他在我背后说。 I heard it said that behind my back. 第二天。 The second day. “喂，你是不是睡傻了？怎么这么迟钝？快给我打开word！”我不满的嚷嚷。 “Hey, what’s wrong with you? Hurry up! Open my word!” I yelled. “昨天清理磁盘碎片又看到你前男友照片了，不太爽。”笔记本闷闷地说。 “I saw the photos of your ex when I cleared my disk fragment yesterday, unhappy.” My laptop said. “啊，那你删掉好了，”我一边敲键盘一边说，但是看到弹出来“确认删除？”的窗口，犹豫了一下：“等等，先隐藏了吧。” “I see, delete them then.”I knocked the keyboard and said. But I hesitated when the confirmation window came out, “Wait, hide them.” I said. 很长时间的沉默，只剩下我敲击键盘的声音。耳机里的论文专用白噪声突然停了，换成了钢琴曲flower dance ，我最喜欢的曲子。 “午饭时间到了，休息一下，听完这首曲子去教学楼门口取快递，我给你订了鲜花。” 前奏的对白结束后，笔记本对我说。 “我靠你用我哪个银行账户订的？我很穷的好不好？！”我吓得鼠标都扔到了桌子上。 “不贵，你少去荒郊野岭浪几圈就省出来了。” 我没事就喜欢一个人去莫名其妙的地方徒步，笔记本大概觉得我老这么搞不安全。 “那也是我的钱啊嗷嗷嗷嗷...” “放心，都在你的日常开销范围内，而且我帮你整理了一下这段时间的金融信息，你上周买的股票涨停了，建议你明天开盘就出手。” “Roger that ！”天外横财，我忍不住开心的喊。【待续】

【短篇】告白1