返回信息流电车上，一对情侣卿卿我我，甜言蜜语。男：“亲爱的，我好爱你~” 女：“我也是！而且
我的爱是你的两倍！” 男：“哇！那我就又是你的三倍呢！” —— 学霸暗道：“哼。设
男女爱意分别为x与y，方程y=2x,x=3y,求解得：x=y=0。”
A同学反驳
还有一种可能：x和y都是无穷大
学霸忽略了极限情况。
直到B同学道出了真相
x和y的值都是动态的，互相存在正反馈
n=2;
do
{
y=n*x;
x=(n+1)*y;
n=2;
}
while(双方都没有呕吐)
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学霸的爱情观
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【 在 happyday 的大作中提到: 】
: Dear LZ,
: Thank you for applying for XX intern position.
: We do appreciate all the efforts you have made to apply for our position. However, After the Interview, there is limited vacancy at this stage to suit your knowledge and skills based on our current hiring needs. Therefore we would like you to know that your profile has been registered in our "Talent Database" not only for the program of this year but also for future opportunities in XX. Whenever we have additional hiring positions that suit your background, we will contact you right away via your mobile and email.
: ...................
校园的傍晚，男女生并肩坐在墙角，女生揉着裙摆羞涩的说：“你知道吗，据说百分之九十的女生都喜欢强吻的感觉。”，男生推了推眼镜，思索片刻后问道：“为什么剩下的百分之十喜欢墙不稳？”
哈哈，然后就没有然后了
【 在 Seujolly 的大作中提到: 】
: 校园的傍晚，男女生并肩坐在墙角，女生揉着裙摆羞涩的说：“你知道吗，据说百分之九十的女生都喜欢强吻的感觉。”，男生推了推眼镜，思索片刻后问道：“为什么剩下的百分之十喜欢墙不稳？”