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老龙恼怒闹老农,
老农恼怒闹老龙。
农怒龙恼农更怒,
龙恼农怒龙怕农 。
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牛郎恋刘娘
刘娘恋牛郎
牛郎年年念刘娘
刘娘年年恋牛郎
郎念娘来娘恋郎
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《施氏食狮史》
石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时,适十狮适市。是时,适施氏适市。氏视是十狮,恃矢势,
使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。石室湿,氏使侍拭石室。石室拭,氏始试食是十狮。食时,始识是十狮,实十石狮尸。
试释是事。
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黑灰化肥会挥发发灰黑讳为花飞;灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花
黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会飞;灰黑化肥会会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花化为灰
黑化黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会回飞;灰化灰黑化肥会会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花回化为灰
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中文练完了
开始英语
不用担心,英语的比较简单~~
从比较容易的开始热身:
★Quick kiss. Quicker kiss. Quickest kiss.★
★The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.★
★Double bubble gum bubbles double. No double bubble gum doesn't bubble double. ★
★Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.★
★Alice asks for axes.
Alice asks for axes.
Alice asks for axes.★
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy’s blowing bubbles
进阶:
★I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much. ★
★If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?★
★typically topically tropically
typically topically tropically
typically topically tropically★
★What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
- rubber balls and liquor! ★
挑战。。。
★I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the
bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.★
★Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.★
★Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? ★
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