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Man Pisses in a Shot Glass A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A f…
Sony's Profit Plunges 94 Percent in 2Q By YURI KAGEYAMA 10.26.06, 5:18 AM ET Sony's profit plunged 94 percent for the July-September quarter as a global battery…
Speed Trap A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that fi…
Shell's Greenhouse Gases Pledge Jessica Holzer, 10.24.06, 12:44 PM ET Washington, D.C. -In a sign that a U.S. government program to combat global warming may no…
Last Request The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very …
Football Fans vs. Nuns There were these three guys at a football game and it just so happened that they were sitting behind three nuns. They couldn't see really…
Sony Apologizes for Battery Recall By YURI KAGEYAMA , 10.24.2006, 07:29 AM Sony executives apologized Tuesday for inconvenience caused by a massive global recal…
Tooth Pulling A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry…
IBM Sues Amazon Over Web Patents By BRIAN BERGSTEIN , 10.23.2006, 10:09 AM IBM Corp. filed two lawsuits against Amazon.com Inc. on Monday, claiming key aspects …
我和英语有个误会 1.?"Sofa"?or?"So?far"? 在美国读书，很多来自非英语国家的同学都会选修ESL（English?as?Second?Language），即第二语言英语。课程结束前的一个礼拜，老师沿袭旧例，在他家举行结业聚会。同学们带着本国风味的食物来参加聚会。老师更是趁机让我们用英语介绍食物的配料和…
Smoking in the Rain Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, t…
Adobe Set For Busy Month Matthew Kirdahy, 10.20.06, 6:00 PM ET Adobe Systems didn’t start the year so hot. But it’s how you finish the race that counts, right? …
Dam fish There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was cal…
News Corp. Shareholders Pass Poison Pill Peter Kang, 10.20.06, 4:07 PM ET Shares of News Corp. fell slightly in Friday afternoon trading after shareholders appr…
独居生活的回报 The other day an acquaintance of mine, a gregarious and charming man, told me he had found himself unexpectedly alone in New York for an hour or two bet…